Off The Record: On Religion, Politics & Equality
The Adoption Requirement and Deep-Freezer in Garage for Right-Wing Religious Lawmakers and Supporting Constituencies Act with Funerary Reimbursement Amendment
H.R.775 — (Introduced in House – IH)
HR 775 IH
IN THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
H. R. 775
January 31, 2011
Ms. Kopsa, of New York City, fmr. Iowa introduced the following bill; which was referred to the Committee on the Judiciary
To implement mandatory adoption requirement and deep-freezer purchase requisite for any Representative (and supporting constituents) who seeks to limit or revoke a woman’s right to safe, legal abortion, and/or limits fetal stem cell research based on personal religious beliefs. Funerary reimbursement for dead women resulting from limitation of abortion shall be addressed as addendum Item 1 (one).
Be it enacted by the Senate and House of Representatives of the United States of America in Congress assembled,
Any Representative who:
d.) Voted for, and;
e.) Representative’s supporting constituents
shall be required to adopt five (5) unwanted children per month, constituent(s) who voted for Representative will be required to adopt two-point-five (2.5) per month.
In addition, each Representative and supporting constituent shall be required to maintain as many deep freezers in their garages to house hundreds of thousands of fertilized eggs destined for the garbage heap upon any introduction, support, co-sponsorship, etc. of any bill seeking to limit embryonic stem-cell research.
All deep freezers must meet green requirements.
SECTION 1. SHORT TITLE.
This Act may be cited as the “You Asked For It – You Got It” Act.
ADD. 1. FUNERARY EXPENDITURE ADDENDUM
Every woman who dies as a result of being unable to obtain a safe-legal abortion shall have her funeral paid for by Representative and Supporting Constituent as well as long-term support of her existing children (if any).